In a new age of internet trolling, one man has emerged as the king of trolls. This great bridge troll is not Pepe the frog, residing in the swamps of a Breitbart comment section. He is not the dangerous faggotour, Milo Yiannopoulos. The new king of the trolls resides at the famed Daily Wire. Black, trans, gay Oscar-winning culture correspondent Michael Knowles has taken the cake as the new great troll of the left for crafting his work: Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide.
What makes this books such a great troll of the left? You might ask. To answer plain and simple, the book is 266 blank pages. Knowles parses out several sections where one might address reasons to vote for Democrats. Possible reasons to vote for Democrats based off values, civil rights, and economics all come to a crashing halt after Knowles’ extensive research. Knowles found that Democrats have booed God, propped up Jim Crow laws and supported Marxism for almost a century. To give the Democrats a fair shake, Knowles opted to leave the book blank, although providing an extensive bibliography.
Knowles’ illustrious work of art quickly rose up the book charts on amazon.com before reaching the #1 best seller. That’s right ladies and gentlemen, a book with 266 blank pages is the #1 best seller on Amazon.
Personally, I find this fitting way to give the left a taste of their own medicine. After all, if Samantha Bee can call a brain cancer patient a Nazi because he went to CPAC, we on the right can issue a little jab back.
Some Democrats were quick to counter in the lamest way possible, by publishing an exact copy of Knowles’ masterpiece called Reasons to Vote for Republicans. Needless to say, the book published in response has not done even half as well as Knowles’ work. What else could we expect from people with degrees in pansexual political science?